The Types of Guys You Meet Using Online Dating Sites
89It Takes All Kinds
Online dating is a wonderful way for two people that would otherwise never meet each other to go out on a date. Personally, I know at least four couples who are now happily married that met online. So yes, online dating can definitely work. However, this is not necessarily a hub about the positive aspect of online dating.
This hub is about the types of guys you meet while using online dating sites. Not all of the guys you meet are going to be a good match. Some guys are just outright scary. It is easy to see why they are dating online because if they approached an actual woman in person and used one of their cheesy online dating pickup lines, they would get slapped in the face.
Don't get me wrong, I am not discouraging anyone from using online dating sites. I am just saying there are some types of dudes that appear on every website. And guys, yes, I know there are some weird women approaching you on online dating sites, too. By all means, please write your own hub about it. I really do want to hear all about it from a male's perspective. For now, let's discuss guys using online dating sites from the female perspective.
Potential Serial Killer
On every dating site, there is a super creepy guy lurking about. On some sites, there are numerous freakish looking dudes roaming around all over the site. You know who I am talking about. These are the guys that look like they've just killed a kitten or they have a dead body buried under their house.
Often, their photo looks like a mugshot. When using an online dating site, it is always a nice idea to attempt to comb one's hair and SMILE. It can go a long way making that mugshot photo look semi-friendly. Sometimes the photo is a sad webcam photo. The guy is alone, just sitting (usually shirtless) in the basement. It is sad, but no one is going to respond to that. Yes, that dude might be a serial killer.
Foot Fetish Guy
Oh, Foot Fetish Guy, you are everywhere on the internet. No harm to you or your foot fetish, but your love of feet has become almost a cliche in the world of online dating. No matter what site you use for online dating, there is always a Foot Fetish Guy. He likes to talk about feet in his profile. He offers to massage your feet if he meets up with you. Sometimes, you might even find a dude that offers you some cash to send photos of your feet. Yes, this has happened to me before. No, I did not take him up on the offer.
The bottom line is, Foot Fetish Guy needs love, too. Somewhere out there, there is Foot Fetish Gal, and she is going to be more than happy to meet up with him. So wherever the foot fetish folks are, more power to you. I hope you find each other and marry someday.
Obviously Gay and In Denial Guy
OK, this is a touchy subject. I am not trying to be controversial with Obviously Gay and In Denial Guy, but every woman out there KNOWS what I am talk about. Let's not kid ourselves about this one. I love gay guys as much as the next girl, maybe more, but I can't date a gay guy. I can go shopping, guy hunting, and to the gym with a gay guy, but dating is not going to happen.
The Obviously Gay and In Denial Guy is online and pretending he likes women. He posts things on his profile about how much he enjoys shopping, manicures, and makeup, but he claims he is not gay. I am pretty open-minded and even went out with a guy like this in the past. And guess what? He was totally, obviously gay! While he ate his delicate salad at dinner, he said things like, "You go, girl!" and "Everyone at Starbucks thinks I'm gay." Ummm... yeah.
Mr. Huggy
Mr. Huggy is a guy that is seen frequently on all dating sites. Mr. Huggy wants everyone to know he is affectionate and friendly. He proves this by posting plenty of photos of him hugging everyone he knows. Mr. Huggy is often seen hugging his mom, his sister, his female friends, and perhaps even his ex-girlfriend or some chicks he just met at the bar. The problem is, Mr. Huggy's plan backfires with all these photos. Women do not see him as affectionate. Instead he is viewed more as "a ladies man" with these photos.
You see, to all you overly affectionate huggy guys out there, when a woman sees that practically every photo on your page features you hugging some other woman, she really doesn't care who you are hugging. You look like the guy that can't keep your hands off other women. I don't care if it states in fine print, "this is my cousin." If you have 8 photos and most of them show you with other women, I am going to think you might be too much of a flirt with other gals. I could be totally wrong, but we won't ever get a chance to find out. Feeling the need to post photos like that says something about you. You are trying to create an image that you are surrounded by other women all the time.
Furthermore, if you are the type of guy that likes to pose with your "bros" while you are at a bar, those photos are not doing you much justice either. Basically, that tells me you hang out with dudes at the bar all the time. Where will I fit in? Also, most of the time when I see a photo with a group of guys, I don't even know which dude is posting the photo. Who are you in the bunch? What is going on? Even if a guy points out which guy he is in the group, most of the time, his friends are better looking. I can't tell you how many times I've wanted to message a guy back and say, "I am not interested in you, but your friend is super hot in your third photo. Is he single?" So yeah... group photos... bad idea.
Gamer Guy
Gamer Guy has been sitting in the basement and playing video games for too long. Now, Gamer Guy is looking for a chick that might also like to hangout in the basement and play Warhammer online all day long. Sadly, Gamer Guy is not really into going out on a date or anything that would actually involve physically leaving his computer, but he is more than happy to open the door and let a lady in... especially if she brings pizza.
Oh, Gamer Guy, your sad existence is a total bummer. I hope one day you find that lady of your dreams, but maybe, just maybe, leaving the computer to take a shower and actually going outdoors to show up for a date will increase your chances of success.
Football Jersey Guy
Football Jersey Guy is the type of guy that pops up around September or October on all the dating websites. There are also plenty of guys that join these sites in the spring as normal dudes, but turn into Football Jersey Guy in the fall.
Basically, Football Jersey Guy is the fellow that is wearing a team's football jersey in most of his profile photos. His overwhelming love for his favorite football teams forces him to wear a jersey in too many photos. I have to be honest with you, guys - unless you actually play for a real football team and you are wearing your actual football jersey, your attire does not impress the ladies. Most of us don't mind one photo or two with a guy wearing a football jersey, but if 4 out of 5 of your photos shows you wearing your football jersey, it is kind of a turnoff.
Honestly, a football jersey is really not that flattering. If you are wearing a jersey, sitting on the couch, and drinking a beer in your photo, it is actually really sad. If you want to really impress the chicks, go outside and have a friend take a picture of you running with a football or something. At least that shows us you don't spend every waking moment screaming at the TV during football season. Posing with your sports memorabilia does not help you either. Can you say obsession?
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Overly Aggressive Guy
Unfortunately, many guys that use online dating sites can fall into the Overly Aggressive Guy category. For some reason, guys that are using online dating sites believe they are on a tight schedule and meeting women as fast as possible is the goal. Let me give you a piece of advice guys: women might be online, but it is not like buying something on Amazon. You can't just say, "I want that one," and add a woman to your shopping cart. You need to actually email her and not creep her out in the process.
Overly Aggressive Guy gets upset when he sends an email, but a woman does not respond to it within 24 hours. For some reason, Overly Aggressive Guy gets extremely frustrated if he gives you his phone number and you do not respond immediately. Sometimes a nasty, angry email will follow insisting on reasons why a phone call never occurred. Wow! Can anyone say, "anger management"? Time to push the "block" button on the bottom of his profile.
Now that I've probably angered some overly aggressive men out there, it is time for me to leave the scene. After all, it is going to take some time for me to weed through all the angry responses I will get from this. And once again guys, please remember I would love to hear your stories as well. I am sure you will have fun categories like Crazy Cat Girl and Desperately Seeking a New Man Chick. I look forward to reading it.
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Too true Jeannieinabottle. Ardie you are way lucky. I don't want to be dating. Okay so the other thing about overly aggressive is that I think sometimes it sounds different in their head, but like once they put it out there it comes off as very bossy. And then there are the ones that just really are bossy and control freaks so back away slowly and then run. The other thing Jeannieinabottle is the guy that claims he is looking for a relationship all over his profile but is really only looking for a hook up and I mean 5 minutes into the conversation there like my bed or yours. I mean if your looking for a hook up just say it don't waste my time.
Jeannie...
So I was sitting at home...Google-ing 'foot fetishes for love and sport'...and I ended up here. Imagine that.
Halloween foot fetishes...?
I enjoyed this a lot. I will not give you the male perspective...other than to say I may Hub-one up at a later date. I will just wait for a response to my posting here.
(mumbling and seething) "...I best not have to wait 24-hours" as I continuously hit the 'add to cart' button...
Thanks for the morning giggle!
Thomas
Atleast Thomas has a sense of Humor.
I wrote a hub about this, too, Jeannie! It's been awhile back, but still the creepiness of some match profiles lingers in my mind. If they would just put on a shirt! Or find an actual friend to take their picture while they are engaged in an interesting hobby instead of by the dim, eerie light of their webcam while they are doing who-knows-what! Ugh!
This hub is really awesome.. I love the way you come up with this hub for it is amazing.. I really love it.. :)
Oh, Overly Aggressive Guy, I remember him. He's probably still confused why I blocked him...
This was funny and absolutely spot-on! Great hub!
I've had some interesting experiences! One of my hubs, about blended families, talks a lot about online dating.
I got SO lucky after I started dating again after my divorce. I married the FIRST guy I met 10 months later! Makes me all the more grateful after reading what I could have met.
Heya, a really good and entertaining read!
I think the chance of meeting a serial killer is close to scoring on the lottery, these guys are very rare although it's probably not very pleasant to actually "score" and meet them as opposed to winning the lottery.
I once dated an "overly aggressive lady" I met online (drawing a parallel line here), it somewhat shocked me to know she dated over 15 guys in a very short period of time. No doubt, relationship was discontinued quickly (it actually came from her, but I was relieved!).
Cheers!
Overly Aggressive Guy was always my least favorite. They need to take some chill pills.
Lets not give "online" too bad of a wrap. Online dating won't cure your dating problems, it's just another options to meet people. If all you do is attract "crazy" people "real life" or online.... the problem is something else.
That being said, I love online dating and have met some wonderful women and some crazies, just like real life.
I encourage everyone I know to give it a shot.
Hey I recognize the guy with the beard that you posted! We dated for....heehee just kidding. He does look pretty creepy. I'm sure there are a lot of weirdos out there on dating sites. But once in awhile there are some decent guys (like some of my guy friends) who are tired of picking up women at the bar/club. Then there are the shy ones and the really busy professionals....but I think the majority rules when it comes to all the ones that you mentioned in this hub. Voted up and interesting! :-)
What a great idea for a hub! Don't know how I never thought of it. This is all so true. I once got messages by a guy whose main picture was him at bar with his arms around scantily clad women who obviously worked there. Not sure why he thought that would be a good idea for a profile pic! There's one othe type that I came across that ive got to add: the mamas boy! These guys write things like " looking for a REAL woman who will cook and clean while I'm at work." Then you kinda realize why these guys are single :)
This was so amusing. Rated all ups and shared!
You forgot one . . . Hunter Guy. I moved from AZ to OK and noticed that some men out here, for some completely uncomprehensible reason, apparently think that it is manly to have the main photo of themselves in fatigues with a dead buck/deer! Is that to prove they can bring home the "bacon"?! Are they going to expect me to butcher it?! Eeeeewwwwww!!!
Dating online can be a very scary thing. There are all kinds of weirdos out there. Luckily I didn't meet a weirdo and it actually worked out great. I'm still with him and still happy. Be careful out there everyone though cuz there are a few "special" people who have nothing better to do than mess with people.
Ya there are some good guys out there. I'm very happy with one of them now. Just be careful out there everyone! ")
You hit it right on the money! I have the power of pulling gay men from the woodwork and have been in the awkward situation of trying to date gay guys many times. The other people I met in my online forays were just pervs trying to get with an overly naive, overly trusting, clever, verbose young lady with self-esteem issues.
I'm sure for many people, online dating is perfect. For me, it was just another way to settle. I met my SO through a friend and am very appreciative of how everything fell into place naturally. And it turns out, he is about 90% less creepy than anyone I met online!
























Ardie Level 8 Commenter 6 months ago
There were times I was jealous of all my single friends going on dates and having the honeymoon phase of a relationship but holy cow! You give me good reason to be GLAD I'm married - other than the obvious reasons. Sheesh, I would NOT want to be dating again. Thanks for a good eye-opener and a good laugh :D